Archive for the ‘Bitchy-Poo’ Category

am i going to have to kick some ass?

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007

I’m sure you all know of the battles we had last year with Matthew’s teacher. I never met a person like that, and why she chose to work with children as her profession…well, it’s beyond me. At any rate, it’s been smooth sailing thus far with his teacher this year, and the change in him is remarkable. You’d be a unhappy student too, if you had a teacher who was vindictive and bitter.

One of the things that I like so much about his current teacher is that she’s readily available to chat, be it via email, the phone, or notes in Matthew’s planner, which goes back and forth between school and home each day. The county does a reading program that requires the children to read books on a set reading level (each child is tested to determine what their reading level is) and then take a test on the book when finished. With each passing test grade, the child earns points. Most of the teachers use the points as a reward – it’s not a grade, since this reading is extra, above and beyond what’s required in the classroom.

Matthew didn’t earn a single point this month, and I know he’s been reading. When I saw the notice in his planner showing zero points, I asked him about it, and he insisted he had 3 points. (He was required to earn a total of 5 points for the month to attend a pizza party reward.) I scribbled a quick note in the planner to the teacher, asking:

“Zero points? Matthew says he has three…???”

She wrote back saying no, zero was correct, and included a list showing the books he read and his test grades…more on those in a minute. I asked him about it the next day, and he was SO insistent that he did have those three points, to the point where he cried about it…so I dropped another note in the planner, saying he was so sure he had the three points, and did she know why he was confused?

She replied asking if I had seen the list, which I had, and to be honest, I dropped it. He obviously didn’t have any points, but I wanted to be clear on that, since he was so sure he did.

At any rate, the final report for the month came home yesterday, confirming the zero points, and showing his scores on the books he read. These aren’t grades, but the kids are required to get a certain score in order to earn the points for that book. He didn’t get higher than a 50% on any of them, and I know he read the books. I don’t know if he got bored, didn’t pay attention, or what, but he definitely missed the boat. So we’re asking him about how he got such low scores on the books he read, and I made some mention of the notes I wrote to his teacher about the zero points. What he said next made my jaw drop…

“Ms. SoAndSo said you need to stop sending her those notes. I have zero points and she said ‘Why does your mom keep sending me those notes? You have zero points!”

What. The. Hell? Even if you are COMPLETELY annoyed with my whopping two notes asking about the points, why would you let my kid see that? I don’t think he made it up, simply because it seemed like a sophisticated line of reasoning for him…I was just floored. My husband got to be the lucky note writer this time, and he included his work phone number and asked her to call him today. He hasn’t heard from her yet.

I’m really hoping this is nothing, but given our horrible experience last year, I’m having a hard time seeing how this could be “nothing”. And the kicker is, this woman KNOWS we had a rotten experience last year. I’ve told her so many times how much better Matthew is doing, and we really appreciate her positive reinforcement. I’m blown away that she would make a offhand remark to indicate that I’m a BOTHER or an annoyance to her in front of my child, or any child for that matter.

school gestapo

Friday, December 7th, 2007

It really irritates me when people can’t follow directions, and can’t do their jobs properly.

I received a letter this week about Matthew’s latest evaluation for gifted. The letter explained that a report was on the school, and we could contact the school to get a copy. So I called the school, and the guidance counselor told me there was no report at the school yet, and they wouldn’t get it for a week.

Really? Because the letter I have in my hand says it’s on file AT the school. Now.

She begrudgingly went to look for the report, and lo and behold, it WAS at the school. Gosh, just like the letter SAID it would be? Imagine that! She said we could pick the report up, and since Jim was already out running errands, I told her that my husband would be over in ten minutes.

When Jim returned home, I asked him for the report. Funny thing about that – when he arrived at the school, there was no report waiting for him in the front office, and the desk clerk wouldn’t call the woman I spoke with to assist because she was “busy”. What. The. Hell?

I called back and DID get her on the phone, and she was….hmm…bewildered. She’s not busy at all, so she didn’t know why the desk clerk wouldn’t have called her. But she did admit she never got around to getting the report up to the front desk, despite me telling her my husband would be there within 10 minutes. I asked her to send a copy home with my son instead. Can’t – again policy. Tell me what’s on it, then? Can’t – against policy. Can you MAIL it? Gee whiz, she’ll have to ask if that’s allowed.

Well, what IS allowed? Apparently, only picking it up, in person. Uh…you mean like we just tried to do, except you botched that for us?

Sheesh.

junior toastmasters & the poop joke

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007

Why do the schools plan events that last until 9 o’clock at night on a school night?

Last night was Catherine’s graduation from a junior Toastmasters group. She had to be at a local high school at 6:30, which, considering the boy had his piano lesson at 5pm, left us with about 5 minutes to eat dinner. The event didn’t even start until 7pm, and it ran until 9pm, which was about an hour too long. Some of the kids (like mine) did short recitations as a group, and others did short speeches. The groups weren’t bad, because they were short, sweet, and to the point. One group did a bit about the flag, with the high school ROTC demonstrating how to fold the flag as they talked. It was actually meaningful, and I enjoyed it.

The speeches…not so much. Some were good…and some were…truly awful. We amused ourselves waiting for the kids to mis-pronounce words, and they didn’t let us down! One girl turned “musician” into “music-can”, and the Sergeant at Arms called himself the “surgeon at arms” more than once. One of the best speakers did a speech from the point of view of a bird, and included a bit on how after he ate the worm, white “stuff” came from his tail feathers. Even junior Toastmasters can’t avoid making a poop joke!

Note to the event organizers: Our kids didn’t need to be there at 6:30 for an event that didn’t begin until 7pm, since all they did was sit and wait. The event should have been, and could have been, at least an hour shorter. If not, plan it for a weekend, because when we got home I had three tired kids who still needed to shower and get ready for bed.

how low can he go?

Friday, November 30th, 2007

mikearringtonJust when you thought Mike Arrington couldn’t squeeze enough content out of PayPerPost – he surprises you! In today’s episode, Mike trolls the PayPerPost message boards and singles out especially “pathetic” (his words, not mine) users to put together a new blog entry about the Google pagerank shift.

In this amazing editorial (note: sarcasm), Mike links to specific discussions on the PayPerPost / Izea message boards where users talked about the recent pagerank updates that left many bloggers with a much lower pagerank than expected. Mike goes on to call the posts “pathetic”, and the users “freaked out”.

I completely agree with the freaked out portion – I imagine Mike would be in the same boat if Google ever came after him for the PR juice he gives to his sponsors. But pathetic? Since when it is it pathetic to wonder how you’re going to pay your bills? Is it pathetic to worry when an income source dries up? As much as I’d like to tell my fellow bloggers c’est la vie, don’t worry about it…I can’t. Too many people depending on their blogs for income DON’T have another source of income, or a full time job. Blogs have turned into a way for people to pay for a debt free Christmas, or an extra vacation, or braces for the child, or household extras. When did it become pathetic to wonder how you were going to make ends meet?

What IS pathetic is Mike. Trolling a message board for content proves it’s a slow news day, but posting it and calling people names proves you’re a heartless bastard. (I like how he ignored all of the POSITIVE comments on the thread by people saying they were going to work on content, keep blogging, and not be Google’s bitch!)

Mike has learned over the past few months that anytime PayPerPost is mentioned on his site, his pageviews go up and he gets tons of comments. He’s no fool – bashing the company has turned into big business for him, and going after the bloggers of PayPerPost by publishing their words on his site is just one more way to make a buck. What he fails to realize is that he’s ticking off his regular readers who made him what he is BEFORE he started using PayPerPost for content. The people who have been reading TechCrunch since the beginning are becoming increasing disenchanted with Mike. I know he’s crossed the line, and so do his regulars. The question is, is Mike smart enough to know when he’s crossed the line? Obviously not.

What a swell guy! What’s next – kicking kittens?

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wasteful, or whimsical?

Tuesday, November 27th, 2007

Heartless hater of the holidays? Or practical, to a fault? You decide, after you read what I wrote about $21,000 worth of Christmas trees being sent to Iraq.

buh bye, weekend

Sunday, November 25th, 2007

Wah! I don’t wanna go back to work tomorrow! This 4 day weekend completely spoiled me. Oh sure, I was up at 8:30am on Thanksgiving to stick a turkey in the oven, but I did take a 2 hour snooze on the couch after our big meal. I slept in on Friday, and again on Saturday, and got myself out of bed at 10am this morning to take my oldest to the doctor. 8am is going to come MIGHTY early tomorrow morning, and it’s another 20 work days until my next paid day off. Hmph.

It’s times like this I wish I was independently wealthy and didn’t need to work!

the $4,000 tile job i got for free

Friday, November 16th, 2007

I’ve currently listening to the tile in my master bathroom being pried off the wall, piece by piece. It all started a few weeks ago, when we noticed the floor of our shower had sunk a bit, and there were cracks appearing in the shower floor. Being that our shower is upstairs, this had the potential to become a VERY BAD THING. Let’s face it – no one wants to be chilling in the family room, watching Desperate Housewives, while water from the upstairs shower drips on their head. We called our builder and complained, and the warranty bitch (having dealt with her several times over the past year, let me assure you, she IS a bitch) said there was nothing they’d do because our home is out of the 1 year warranty period. Jim really fought her on it though, and demanded that they send someone out to look at it, because the job wasn’t done correctly in the first place. As soon as the guy from the builder got here, the look on his face said it all – the builder screwed the pooch!

After that, we had no problem getting them to agree to fix the tile, and it’s a good thing – it would have easily cost us several thousand dollars. That brings me to today, and the 2 men who are upstairs ripping apart my bathroom and pointing out all the things the builder did wrong in there to me. I’ll have plenty of ammo should we have any further issues!

For those of you wondering, the problem is such that it passed inspection, and only with regular use did things become worse. The tile on the floor actually sunk down and formed a depression in one area, which led to the cracking and water going into the drain pan and sub-floor underneath.

Good times!

youtube isn’t god either

Thursday, November 15th, 2007

Google isn’t God. But the Mountain View, California company seems to think otherwise. Hundreds of thousands of blogs, including mine, were “Google smacked” this week, and we lost pagerank. This four year old domain is now the same rank as new blogs with 95% less traffic and content. Google censorship doesn’t stop there though – the company also owns popular video site YouTube, and they’ve been removing videos right and left to to fulfill a vague TOS.

If you’ve ever used YouTube, you’ve no doubt seen a note on a video that allows you to “flag” it for review by the YouTube staff. I’ve seen this in action before, as videos from TV shows are available one day, and removed the next for violating network copyrights. I understand that, but did you know that YouTube / Google can decide to remove videos for being suggestive, even if they contain no nudity? Or “dangerous”?

If you previously flagged a video, an actual YouTube staffer would view the video and do one of the following:

  • Leave the video alone
  • Remove the video
  • Make the video available only to users over the age of 18

Sounds fair, right? I don’t want to see porn on YouTube, and I fully agree with copyrighted material being removed. I don’t want to see snuff films, or something graphic. However, recently, the flag process was changed, to allow those previously gray areas to be included in the process, which brings me back to “Suggestive, but without nudity”. Huh? Can’t we just leave those for the over 18 age group? I’ve probably uploaded a few videos of Fifi the French maid that count as suggestive, but without nudity. Who gets to decide what’s suggestive? If the YouTube member doing videos that day happens to be a conservative person, does my video of me in a bikini get removed from YouTube? Likewise, if the reviewer is a bit more liberal, does my video stay?

One victim of the new YouTube flagging process was a UK band called Ciam. I’d like to link you to CIAM uncensored, but since YouTube yanked their video, you’ll have to deal with the censored version, shown here:

That’s not even REAL people – it’s animated characters with nipples. And butts! Wow, I’m so offended! And this was REMOVED by YouTube…it wasn’t even changed to allow only members over the age of 18 to view it. Do a search for “birth” and you can view graphic still images from live births in the search results, and view each video after asserting you’re over the age of 18. Why weren’t music fans given the same option? Fake nipples on a cartoon animal are more graphic than a woman giving birth?

What do you think? Is YouTube going too far with their review process? Is this another form of censorship? Can all videos get a fair review?

if it’s not one thing, it’s another

Thursday, November 15th, 2007

At the rate I’m going, I’m going to be the last blogger from PostieCon to get my pictures uploaded. I woke up Tuesday morning intending to download the pictures, only to find that my husband had snagged my camera to photograph an event at work. I tried, unsuccessfully, several times today to get the pictures off my camera, only to find that my camera battery was dead. It’s charging now, and if I get bored with Survivor, The Office, and my other shows tonight, I’ll be in here cropping and labeling and uploading like a mad woman!

thanksgiving break

Thursday, November 15th, 2007

Our kids reminded us last night about Thanksgiving break. They’ve got the whole WEEK off from school next week. What the hell? When I was in school (I feel about 90 years old just typing that phrase!) we’d maybe get off early on Wednesday, and we’d be off Thursday and Friday, and return to school the Monday after Thanksgiving. I’m only off from work on Thanksgiving and Black Friday. I wonder if most parents are in a bind over this? Do many people still travel to see family on Thanksgiving? Our family is all here, so we never do. Even when I was younger, my grandmother was usually in her winter home in Pensacola, FL during Thanksgiving, and it only took us a day to get there.

And no WONDER the kids are going to school into the first week of June in 2008. All of these extra half days and days off for Thanksgiving are adding up!