While I was at SOMEONE’s house recently (left unnamed to protect her…uhh…innocence?) she pulled out this red pleather barely there lingerie getup she got at her bachelorette party. My, my, my….it wouldn’t cover a thing – one size fits all indeed!
It got me thinking – why do we only get that sort of thing when we’re about to get married? That’s hardly the time we need it – you need it after you’ve been married for 10 years, right? That’s the time to mix things up! No doubt, the man would think he had died and gone to heaven if I locked the bedroom door one night and appeared in some sexy lingerie.