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I broke up with my former hairstylist today…she just doesn’t know it yet. I’d grown increasingly frustrated with the job she was doing and the corners she was cutting, so I made an appointment at a high end place near work. Holy shit, what a difference. Scalp massage? Back massage? Arm and hand massage while I have a hot towel on my head with a conditioning treatment? And all of that for the same price I’ve been paying my regular stylist all along.

I was so happy, I tipped the new stylist 35%! Now, if she’s just come over to my house 3 or 4 times a week and do my hair for me, I’d be set for life.

One Response to “insert witty comment about haircut here”

  1. Rachel says:

    Wow! Impressive. I live in a small town, so I probably pay less, but I’ve been hairstylist-jumping for over a year now. One does great coloring, but a crappy job cutting. One talks too much and the other is just…well…weird. It’s like looking for a gynecologist ~ you don’t just want anyone messing around up there.