Posted on 02-12-2008
“professional” boudoir pictures
Filed Under (Ha, Ha!) by Colleen

I saw this site on Life With Frenchie and it was just too good not to share. Remember that Roseanne episode where Roseanne saved her pennies to buy Dan a special gift…a gift that happened to be boudoir pictures of herself? Even the pictures Roseanne took had to be better than the offerings from Denny Scott, a “professional” photographer in Davenport, IA. (Link is relatively work safe, but may cause you to laugh so hard your coworkers wonder about you…)

Let’s examine a few of the highlights, shall we?

Baby? I’s in front of a big bridge in my under britches! And my under britches is see through, so I’s got another pair on underneath to cover my naughty bits!

A resident of the Old Stripper Home, apparently going back in time to a year when she was still considered hot.

Our alert level just went up to Orange because of this terrorist threat in front of the White House.

But wait, the back view is even better. This is why there’s a fence around 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue!

Looks like the Olan Mills school photo background.

Is it just me, or do all of those models look rode hard and put away wet? They’re one step away from meth addict, and at least half of them look like they had an uncle who touched them inappropriately.

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Comments

Leeboski on 12 February, 2008 at 9:16 pm #

That’s disturbing.

I want in on the “When Dad’s breaking up with the fiance’ pool. Cheryl knows I want in. let me know what’s available. She’s good for my five bucks. Thanks!

=== Los Leebos


Corrin on 12 February, 2008 at 10:27 pm #

I swear on anything I went to high school with the girl in the last photo. Swear.


Martin on 13 February, 2008 at 9:11 am #

I had a summer job at an airport and the supply supervisor at the maintenance garage was a ‘photographer’ he showed me and the other student workers some of his ‘work’ once. One more creepy character for the novel that I will never write :?


tim on 13 February, 2008 at 10:08 am #

They’re lovely ladies and I would enjoy the pleasure of their company


Lisa on 13 February, 2008 at 8:26 pm #

OMG it was serious, all this time, I thought the pictures were jokes but the guy is really marketing himself for photography. Has he never heard of a softening lens? I guess that’s when you rman likes it on the trashy side, I guess. Shouldn’t there be a different name for that? Thanks for the laughs, 2 mos after baby was born, those pics made me feel pretty cute over here.


Joy Smith on 14 February, 2008 at 12:39 pm #

While most of the photos do look unprofessional and I wouldn’t dare go to him, I don’t believe it was the women who were at fault.


Laura on 15 February, 2008 at 1:32 am #

HYSTERICAL. And yeah, the women were partially to blame. White House girl: HARSH. Where do you BUY clothes like that? And what do you have to do to get to the point where you think it’s a good idea to dress up in them, stand in front of ridiculous backdrops, and have your picture taken?


Lauren on 17 June, 2008 at 5:45 pm #

Oh My Goodness…

I happened by your blog today while I was looking for vintage wallpaper for my studio, and the title interested me just enough to peek at what it was you were talking about.

Did anyone notice his Self portrait in the “about us” section.

Ew… creeper. He looks like this mouth-breather guy that used to hang out by the donut shop by my high school and make comments about our volleyball uniforms.

I’m pretty sure it IS the women’s fault for letting him take their pictures. I can’t imagine anyone who isn’t two shots shy of a meth problem actually hiring homeboy over there.

Thanks, but no thanks.

I dig your writing, a lot. It’s quippy and fun. Cheers.
Lauren