As a friend once told me, “Life is not Desperate Housewives. You do not live on Wisteria Lane.” HA! Wouldn’t that be fun though? My favorite of the housewives right now is Gabrielle. I’m interested to see if she stays with Victor, knowing that she was hand picked because of what she is, not WHO she is. And Bree with the fake baby…hilarious stuff. Dana Delaney joins the cast tonight as a former neighbor who moves back to the hood. Of course, she’s got a secret…