The reality show to end all reality shows returns on Thursday, September 20th at 8pm eastern. This season should be be unique due to the entire season being filmed in China, versus another beach that looks exactly the same like every other beach on previous seasons. Contestants include:

• Denise - a school lunch lady. I thought she was a lesbian (hey, she’s got the official lesbian mullet!) until I read her bio and discovered she’s been married for 16 years.
• Frosti - at 20 years old he’s the youngest contestant and should be tough competition, judging from all of the sports he’s involved in.
• Todd - a 22 year old openly gay Mormon boy from Pleasant Grove, UT. I didn’t think the Mormons took too kindly to that?
• Chicken - the oldest contestant. He’s 47, and a single father & chicken farmer from Virginia.

There are a few girls who look heavily made up and dyed in their bio pictures - should be interesting to watch their roots grow out and their implants stick out if they make it through a few weeks of tribal council.