I saw this Starbucks quiz on Amy’s blog and had to do it. See, I’m not a coffee drinker, at all. When I go to Starbucks, I order a Grande Black Iced Tea with sugar, no lemon. What does that say about me?

High Maintenance: You pride yourself on being assertive and direct; everyone else thinks you’re bossy and arrogant. You’re constantly running your mouth about topics that only you would find interesting. Your capacity for wasting other people’s time is limitless. Your friends find you intolerable, that’s why they’re plotting to kill you.

Also drinks: Water. Bottled, chilled, with four ice cubes, a twist of lemon, in a crystal glass.

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