I returned home from my trip this morning and found that my special package from Mr. Fab had arrived yesterday afternoon. Even though I couldn’t get Ted Murphy to call Mr. Fab a certain naughty name on my radio show, Mr. Fab still decided I was worthy of a Burrito Bros. care package!
Now, those of you who have eaten burritos at places like Qdoba and Chipotle are probably wondering how this process works. We got a box in the mail, and inside was a cooler, with some uh…science junk to keep things cold. And this little cooler is JAM packed full of food. Everything is wrapped up tight in foil, except for the sauces, but it looks like I’ve got enough food to make SEVERAL burritos. The meat, beans, cheese, red sauce, and two other kinds of sauce. They also included a copy of The Independent Florida Alligator, so I can read up on Gainesville news, and a note from Mr. Fab. LUCKILY, my husband didn’t read this note. Good thing, since it states:
Colleen -
Please accept these tasty treats as my end of the burritos for sexual favors exchange program.
Brad
Yeah, can you see how that might have caused a raised eyebrow in this house? How silly of me to think my PayPal stunt (where I put in the subject line, “for sexual favors”) would go unpunished!
I can’t WAIT to dive into these burritos. Burrito Bros. is a tiny business, but they make all of this fresh and ship it out immediately. Don’t wait for Mr. Fab to treat you to a burrito - treat yourself!
Okay, maybe there were no sexual favors, but it was worth it for the hug and kiss I got from you today at PayPerPost!