What a day to not have a working camera phone. (Actually, it works, but it won’t SEND the damn pictures anywhere!)

This morning I spotted a very attractive woman in the parking garage. The face was all good…the clothes…not so much. Knee high pleather boots with stiletto heels. Black stockings with some sort of swirly pattern on them…? And let’s not forget the black, thigh-length faux fur coat. Because it was all of 55 degrees outside. You know, frigid. (Silly me - in just a sweater!)

The outfit said had hooker written all over it. But her face was normal - nice haircut, professional makeup…so I’m trying to decide. Is she a corporate worker with bad fashion sense? Or a really, REALLY high priced call girl making a house call?