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The first time I saw this story online, I thought it was satire. “No way”, I said to myself, “No way is Tom Cruise THAT insane.” Yes way. Since seeing the story online, it’s now been posted on EOnline, so I guess it’s true. (It’s a sad day when being on EOnline = truth in journalism!)
A bronze sculpture entitled Suri’s Bronzed Baby Poop’s Bronzed Baby Poop, inspired by the TomKitten spawn’s first solid meal and the fecal matter that presumably followed, will go on display Wednesday. David Kesting, director of Capla Kesting Fine Art, located in Brooklyn’s Williamsburg gallery district, said “A bronzed cast of baby’s first poop can be a meaningful memento for the family.” The shiny sculpture will be at the gallery at least through September (unless people riot beforehand) and will be up for auction on eBay, with proceeds going to the March of Dimes. Limited edition plaster replicas will also be for sale.
That’s just WRONG. Note to TomKat: shoes? Ok to bronze. Poop? Not ok. I am so happy I wrote the man off months ago, after he insulted Brooke Shields and depression medication. Maybe he’d be better off if he took his meds?
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WHAT.THE.HELL ????????
This just seals the deal for me. Tom Cruise is officially a psycho-man.
What Amy said!!
That’s whacked!
Somebody needs help! Holy Caca, Batman!