As seen over at Amy’s blog.

So. The meme. It asks questions, you put your media player on “shuffle” and let it answer the questions. No cheating. Sure, a lot of it won’t make sense, but some of them are funny anyway.

How does the world see you?
Pressure/Billy Joel. Well, I guess I can be a bit domineering.

Will I have a happy life?
Don’t Take Your Guns To Town/Johnny Cash. Umm…so as long as I leave my guns at home, life = happy?

What do my friends really think of me?
Walk Alone/Jack Johnson. Am I hard to get close to? Am I a loner? Or independent?

Do people secretly lust after me?
She’s Got A Way/Billy Joel. Hmm…interesting!

How can I make myself happy?
She Don’t Use Jelly/Flaming Lips. But I LIKE jelly! Grape, especially.

What should I do with my life?
Simple Kind Of Life/No Doubt. I’m trying, I’m trying, but I have a way of making things complicated.

Will I ever have children?
So Whatcha Want/Beastie Boys. It’s too late, but I did want them!

What is some good advice for me?
Serious/Duran Duran. I could be a bit more serious…

How will I be remembered?
The Bitch Song/Bowling For Soup. HA! So appropriate!

What is my signature song?
Margaritaville/Jimmy Buffett. Make mine a strawberry frozen one, please!

What do I think my current theme song is?
Underneath It All/No Doubt. I’m really lovely, underneath it all!

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
It’s Hard To Be A Saint In The City/Bruce Springsteen. I am so far from sainthood, it ain’t even funny.

What song will play at my funeral?
Goodbye Yellow Brook Road/Elton John. I’d prefer Amazing Grace, but I don’t have that in MP3 format!

What type of men/women do I like?
The Rebel/Johnny Cash. Oh yeah…bad boys do it for me.

What is my day going to be like?
Prison Sex/Tool. I’m already getting the shaft from the cable company, so this is fitting.