I bought Jim a new shirt at Target for Father’s Day, since they were on sale, and he specifically said he wanted a Hawaiian shirt. I picked out a nice green one….so dumbass goes to Target yesterday, telling me he’s gonna buy new swim trunks. He comes home with those, AND a new shirt he picked out for himself. The EXACT same one I got him! I showed him this morning and told him since the kids already know I bought it for him, he needs to return his!

Doesn’t he know you’re not supposed to buy yourself anything before a gift giving holiday?