There’s a certain sense of satisfaction in going to the restroom at B.O.B. (big office building) and seeing that the seats are all up on the toilets in the ladies room. This doesn’t mean we are sharing with the men in the suite - it means the last person to touch that toilet was the cleaning lady, and it’s all sanitized for my protection.

I love knowing I’m the first ass of the day to hit that seat.

Doesn’t take much to make me happy.