This week my company moved to a new office, hereafter referred to as BOB. (Big Office Building.) BOB is very ritzy, with it’s 10 stories, parking garage, marble bathrooms and cafeteria.

Funny story…I lost my car in the parking garage on my 2nd day here. I thought I had parked it on level 2 or 3, but apparently I was confused after I came back from lunch. (And I can NEVER leave for lunch again so I don’t lose the car again!). I walked around on 2 looking for the car. I walked around 3 looking for the car. Keep in mind it’s fricking FREEZING and I’m carrying my purse and a briefcase with my laptop. I went down to 1 and told the security guard what happened. After he stopped guffawing, he got a golf cart and drove me around to find my car, which was on level 5.

I’m freaking Magellen.