I just left my desk to go to my car for something. Upon my return, I realized I was in such a daze going downstairs that I had no clue how I got to the parking lot. Stairs? Elevator? Did Scotty beam me there? Scary.

My new shoes are making new blisters on my feet.

It’s Tuesday, but I thought it was Monday.

I brought the wrong girl scout cookies to work for my boss.

I borrowed a friends John Mayer CD and made myself a copy. Rowr! I have a new boyfriend and his name is John Mayer!