1. Name five things in your refrigerator: 12 pack of Coke, 12 pack of Coors light (conveniently located in the crisper drawer), hiney suppositories for sick children (not used in 2 years), 2 gallons of milk (the norm for a family of 3 children), leftover spaghetti from tonights dinner.

2. Name five things in your freezer: Eggo waffles, 2 kinds of Breyers ice cream, frozen pork chops, Pizza Rolls, Uno frozen pizza I bought at the school market day

3. Name five things under your kitchen sink: Huge tub of dishwasher soap. copper cleaner, a crockpot, 5 lb bag of potatoes, Clorox bleach cleaner in a spray bottle (my favorite!)

4. Name five things around your computer: The boy’s train table, a purple bean bag, a CD stand holding lots of games and music, my credit card bill, ornament hooks left over from Christmas.

5. Name five things in your medicine cabinet: Visine, birth control pills, Bath and Body Works lotion in Peach and Cucumber, bottle of hardly touched Ck1, bandaids in every shape and size.